1. On Communication

Technology is a truly wonderful thing and has allotted a lot of folks who aren't keen to talk on the phone different ways of communicating. Yes, I am indeed one of those people who prefer to communicate via text and email. It allows me to keep track of the planning we've done for our date without having to constantly worry about details. 

Speaking of details- I love to plan our time together but our planning needs to remain discreet. Should you attempt less discreet topics of conversation, you'll find me non-receptive and you may find our messages ending abruptly.

2. On Scheduling & Promptness

I love keeping busy and often find my schedule quite full due to constantly evolving interests. Last-minute bookings are rarely, if ever possible and booking with me with at least twenty-four hours is necessary in order for me to prepare. Concerning the day of our date, I should note that promptness is a huge turn-on for me! It shows me that you value the time and energy I've put into our time together. If you find yourself running behind, please let me know. I'll let you know if I'm able to extend our date beyond our scheduled time. 

3. Upon Your Arrival

When we meet, you'll most certainly be greeted in an oh-so-familiar way. Please, take a second and tear yourself away to freshen up with the toiletries and shower that I provide. Also, take a second to place my donation (in an unmarked envelope, of course) where I'll be able to easily find it. 

4. Once You Depart

Did you have a killer time with me and want to shout about it from the rooftops Hell yeah! I love being reviewed, and a great review is an awesome way to "shout" about me quietly in the appropriate forums, of course. Please let me know if you intend on submitting a review so I know to look out for one. 

5. On Cancellations

I do understand that last-minute schedule changes are a fact of life. Should you have to cancel our date, and the cancellation has notice of twenty-four hours or less, I require a cancellation fee of 50% of the original cost of the booked date


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